How bad must I have got when my horoscope has told me to stop drinking? Thats what it said today? It said, “don’t drink alcohol drink water you need it”
Yes I wrote your horoscope. No what I meant was I told you last night you just needed to do things in moderation. Ah the nazi Mail, yes it is rather right wing isn't it? A bit like the Sun sometimes (although that's usually just silly). I didn't think you'd be the sort to even read your horoscope. That surprised me the most!
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I didn't want to say it but - I told you so! lol
what you wrote my horoscope. the perchised every copy of the daily express so i had to buy the nazi mail
Yes I wrote your horoscope. No what I meant was I told you last night you just needed to do things in moderation. Ah the nazi Mail, yes it is rather right wing isn't it? A bit like the Sun sometimes (although that's usually just silly). I didn't think you'd be the sort to even read your horoscope. That surprised me the most!
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