Two drunk middle age rough as badgers arse women stagger across the road. The 2 of them using all there power to have the ability to approximate ambulation. The stagger leads them towards my shop door. I start to think negative thoughts. At the last min the chance course in smash into my window. The shout spit and swear loudly for a few mins…

Im screaming in my head wishing I could hate them to death.

Then police woman appears and walks towards them

Beethoven’s ode to joy starts playing in my head

Then when the police woman arrives the drunk women say

“alright sharron?”
“yeah not bad you girlds facny a drink?”
“yeah what time your shift end?”
“in an hour … meet you in the goose”


at this point i lose faith in all humanaty