Saturday, April 30, 2011

two word film reviews

megamind: mildly amusing

tron legacy: stylish sentimentality

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Two word film reviews

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone : magical fun

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets : maintains standard

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban : slightly disappointing

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: thrilling triumph

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix : very dull

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince : pleasingly dark

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (part1): slow burner

6 days 7 nights: very average

Monday, April 18, 2011

2 word film reviews

Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1: slow burner

Sherlock Holmes (guy Ritchie version): clever fun

Robin hood men in tights: brooks classic

Monday, April 11, 2011

Two word film reviews.
Machete: too silly.
The hangover: passable comedy.

Monday, April 04, 2011

We to the sports centre, trying to be a bit more healthy. Ive been letting the sport slip a bit as of late

I had one of these height and weight and body fat things done

And its weighed me up at a porky 13 st 6lbs that 85.7kg for any of you using the Latin

It says my BMI is 28… so that makes me over weight and it recons I should be 12 stone.

So 1stone 6lbs or about 10kg to loose then.

In its next bit its says my body fat is GOOD (at just over 20%)

So hang on… if I have the right about of body fat….. im not at all mussley. Where the cocking hell is this 10kg im supposed to loose going to come from?

Bone?

A whole leg?

A particularly traumatising poo?
two word film reviews.
Skyline: B-movie tosh.
Due date: unfunny disapontment.
Kiss kiss bang bang: undervalued gem.
dirty rotten scoundrels: comady class