Two word film reviews
Thor: above average
X men 2: surpasses first
X men: the last stand: disappointing plot
X men origins: wolverine: solid effort
Just married: plain drivel
Déjà vu: good thriller
Porridge: classic comedy
Monday, May 23, 2011
Tuesday, May 03, 2011
Seems its not just me that gets idiots.
I walk into the dentist and get sent into the waiting room. I sit don and there is 1 other person there. a man in his 60’s. hes eyeballing me with a look of contempt. I look at him and pull a comedic confused expression of his contempt. (I know that doesn’t make sense…. He was looking at me odd so I pulled a way are you looking at me odd face). He looked away. But kept looking at me like I had broken in his house and voided my bowel on his rug. This went on for about 15 mins the the window thing opened and the women poked her head threw and say “mr. Tailor if you’d like to go up.” The guy just saw there. And started stairing at me again. And a few mins passed
“That not you then?” I said
“uuu?” he grunted
“Is that not you then?”
“what name did they call?”
“mr tailor”
“oh” he snorted
he got to his feet and stomped out.
I was still waiting when he came down to re-book for his next check up
“so shall I rebook you for 6 months mr tailor” the woman said politely
“no…. pfft to expensive make it 9 months”
“ohh ok…. Now lets look im going to need next years diary hand on…”
“what?”
“well 9 months takes us into next year…”
“no I don’t want next year I want November”
“right the woman says confused” and politely books him in for November the 3rd
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