“Harry….. Wake up”
“uuuuuuuurrrrgggghhh….????”
“Wake up….” She hits me
“ahhhh bloody hell what woman?”
“The cat looks ill”
“What?”
“Alfie doesn’t look very well”
“hes a cat hes all hairy and evil how can you tell”
“He just doesn’t look very well”
“HE IS BLOODY FINE”

as the last syllable is said the cat spectacularly projective vomits

A told you so face appears on the wife’s face

“See I told you he was ok” I add for comedy effect

The cat then sidesteps and vomits again.

“Ok ill call the vet”