MY PHONE BEEPS WITH A NEW TXT AT AROUND MIDNIGHT
“I am home safe and sound thanx 4 a fab nightx”
I REPLY “my plesure. Not sure im the person u ment to txt. And I defnatlywasnt out with anyone tonight but glad your safe”
(id mostly been sitting in my pants playing xbox and eating a kabab)
“Thanx 4 gud thoughts but I guessi have the wrong number 4 the person I wanted!”
“So you worked who you where with then? Hope you haven’t been ‘flert diverted’ or what ever them kids call it”
yeah yeah I thought I was being so funny…. Next day carly comes home from work.
“why where you sending my boss weird txts”
“do what love?”
“you txt my boss and I had to explane to her what flirt divert was”
“ohh…. She txt me say thank for the great night…. How the hell did she have my number?”
“ohh I called her from you phone”
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
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