Bank holls…. And evil fax machines



Everyone else’s bank Holladay starts the second that they kick out of work on Friday. Sadly I work Saturdays so it’s still a school night. So I had to be a little careful not to over indulge in the beer whiles seeing Richard herring (http://www.richardherring.com/) in a word it’s was brilliant. If you get the chance go see him.

Saturday I was still on a bit of a high from the fun of the herring gig. And was going to Spiderman 3. When I had another panic attack. It was my 3rd one ever. It lasted a good few hours and well into the film. It strange I hope I don’t have anymore.

Spiderman was amazing I don’t care what anyone has to say it was good nuff said. (if you couldn’t tell everyone I have spoke too hates it)

It has to be brilliant

1.Its Spiderman
2.Its directed by Sam Raimi
3.Its got Bruce Campbell in it

And lets face it every film would be better if Bruce Campbell was in it. I throw don’t the gauntlet to anyone. Email me hazbo@hotmail.com and give me a film. And ill tell you how it would be a better film if Bruce were in it.

Also I had the (mis)fortune to see a film called ATOMIC TRAIN (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144039/) I have to say this is one of the strangest films I have ever seen. And I specialise in strange movies.

******Spoilers******
The hero in the film actually doses nothing. Every event that happens in the film would happen even if the character existed. The film is just a catalogue of blunders culminating in a train crash. Water on chemicals a nuke going off, and owl making people fall off a motorbike. And a guy pulling a rope to save his son and falling down a mineshaft
******Spoilers end******

The film was pure cheese. And made me want to go and watch maniac cop (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095583). At least that’s got Bruce Campbell in it.

Might as well mention I saw next as well coz that took the tally of films with nukes going off this weekend up to two


Tuesday

Bring

Me: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww?

Chelle: harry?

Me: grunt?!!

Chelle: have I just woke you up?

Me: yep
Chelle: well you said you always sleep in and waste you days off. So get up and come an have a coffee.

Me:groan

Coffee is the opposite of sleep and I don’t like coffee. I’m pretty sure coffee tastes like rimming a goat.

After coffee I notsice it was windy it was super windy so I grabbed my kites and went to the common. It was so windy I didn’t have the stones so fly all 3.

1.Coz I dint want to brake my legs
2.Coz I don’t recon be could do much first aid if I did brake my legs

The wind was strong and I did a few involuntary jumps.(see above pic) Getting some good air. It was the first time I have flown in strong wing in about a year. And it felt good. Today however if feels like I have has each of my arms tired to a wild horse and they have been set off in different directions. My shoulders feel like they are on the front of my chest. This has probably done wonders for my posture.



So today it’s back to work and the odditys of Aldershot

I get into work and the new ink cartridges have arrived for the fax. Its my job to do with like that coz my boss is so technologically inept he is unable to even use a digital watch

It has taken me 4 weeks to track down the ink the fax needs coz it is some make that is unknown to the western world, how we came across it is a mystery to me. The thing however stores every fax I couldn’t print out because it had no yellow ink. Fuck knows why it needs colour ink to print back and white things out. When it has a black ink cartridge. So I pop in the ink. And its must have been so full of faxes it was just about to explode. It has been printing for about an hour. And im a starting to get angry. Coz I know the second it stops printing too thing are going to happen.

***** Ink low****** and the shop is going to be out of paper


ill have to get back on to http://sovet-fax-supplys.com/


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