its 9.50 is so i have been at work for 50 mins.

i have upset jeramy clarksons aunt.

an riped a big hole in the arse of my trousers.

only 4 hours 10 mins to go till i can go and buy some more trousers.

as of wrighting this. a very atractive young lady has come in. and i had to move about the shop in a way that was to atleast try to conseal the sight of my pants. and then i asedenty pushed the wrong button on the credet card machine. and chaged her 199 insted of 119.

im so smooth