Old woman walks up to the shop. Stares threw the window. Looks at the stuff in the window. Looks at me. Looks back at the little bench in the window that is a crappy bit of point of sale for bench. It’s too small for a leprechaun to sit on. She frowns at me and walks away. 30 seconds later she’s back looking at this bench and then me again. She opens the door. “Hello my I help you” “why do you have that in the window?” “Its just a point of sale thing” “a bench with bench written on it” “yes it’s a brand” “well its confusing makes it look like you sell benches” frowns at me and leaves