Phone rings
“hello, id
like to book in”
“yes not a
problem, any preference”
“must be a
Thursday”
“ok , how
does the 23rd suit?”
“is it a THURSDAY?”
“well…. Yes”
“Well if
it’s a Thursday then I can do it”
“ok so Thursday
the 23rd of January …(we then pick a time)”
“so is that
next Thursday?”
“yes, the
23rd”
“Thursday?”
“yes ,
Thursday the 23rd”
“ummm, ok
yeah that’s fine if it’s a Thursday”
“it is. So
that’s you booked in at (time) on THURSDAY the 23rd of January
that’s next Thursday ok?”
“ok bye”
2 mins
later the phone rings
“I wanted a
Thursday”
“yes I
know…”
“well the
22nd is a Wednesday”
“yeah
but..”
“I
expressly told you I wanted a Thursday and the 22nd is not a
Thursday”
“but…”
“I WANT A
THURSDAY NOT A WEDNESDAY”
“(I mange
to get a word in) I booked you in for Thursday the 23rd”
“you said
22nd”
“no I
didn’t I said 23rd. Thursday the 23rd at (time)”
“no you
said 22nd”
“I didn’t “
“well what
is it?”
“what is
what?”
“when I
booked in?”
“THURSDAY
TWENTY THIRD OF JANUARY”
“then why
did you say 22nd when I asked you specifically for Thursday”
“(trying to
end this) RIGHT! You are booked in for THURSDAY the 23rd at (time)
that is next Thursday, is that what you want?”
“DUH! YES!”
“well that’s
what you booked”
“then why
did…”
“Thursday it
is then, see you” ( I hang up before I break the phone by slamming it down)
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