Think and
fast. 3 numbskulls in as many minuets
“are my
glasses ready” “ill just look, umm you ordered them Saturday afternoon.?” “yeah
are they ready?” “well ,as you would been have told. Any orders placed on Saturday
will get processed / started today.” “yeah and?” “So the glasses have only just
been started today” “well that’s pretty rubbish” “ill call you when they are
back likely to be the end of this week”
on his way
out the next one walks in
“Need an
eye test” “ok I can book you in…. Thursday” “ohh well I have got this voucher,
it expired tomorrow. Can I be seen today?” “Sorry no test available until
Thursday” “well that’s no bloody good the voucher will expire” holds out the
voucher and over enthusiastically points at the date on it “well yes I can see
that its due to expire tomorrow, but these vouchers get issued with a 6 month
or more time limit on them” “yeah well ” “so you have had all that time, maybe
you could talk to your company and ask for an extension..” he huffs and walks
out
the phone starts
to ring as he’s leaving
“need an
eye test” “yes I can book you in for Thursday” “yeah that’s fine” (he picks a
time, an lulls me into a false sense of security thinking he could be normal. His
personality then turns into a spoiled 13 year old boy) “you can’t make me ware
them” “pardon” “you can’t make me ware glasses. If you say I need them im not
wearing them” “umm what?” “all im saying is im not wearing them and you can’t
make me” “ok, umm do you want this eye test?” “yeah corse, DUH. im never
wearing glasses though I don’t care what you say so don’t even bother ok.” “See
you Thursday”
