dont you just with you had sky plus or that remote control from that adam sandler film sometimes? my problem is that when some one is rude to me basicly i can do nothing apart from give a thin smile and look blank. butas soon as they are gone 1001 witty comebacks spring into my head. im shure this is the same for a lot of people. unless im drunk, then im quite good at awsering back, as stituation that could mean my new blog is from a recover ward if the persons threts are to be taken littrly. but will find out how that goes tonight.

so a super store has a pollicy to open a new checkout if there is more that 3 people in the que. serposed to be helpfull but its not relly, by the time they are threw the "star up prosedure" for the till. the que you where in is gone. but there was two tills open bouth with a que of 3 in each. the guy at the back of the slightly shorter que is an man late 50 probubly and buying wine and sherry at 8:45am. so i join the slightly longer que, slightly influenced also by the facked that it is a nice looking female doing the job. Over the tannoy booms , "JONNY COME AND OPEN CHECKOUT 5" andf some adolesent scurrys out from somwhere and strats trying to open the till. "do you want to come around?" i go to the newly opening till. i get shuved in that back by the old man and he goes "im first in the que" and wacks me again "IM FIRST IN THE QUE". thin smile time as i look at him and go ok. im holding a bottle of water and a news paper. then the guy starts to argue with the poor lad abot the wording on the sign that 25% off wine. the que the old git left has no got the last person packing. the orgonal que i was in is on the last person. all the staff are giving each other odd looks as this man is ranting on and trying to be padantic. the he leaves 2 bottles of wine at the till and leaves with the sherry. witch i thought was a bit strange coz he tripple bagged it. i still have a thin smile and look blank untill i make the 5 steps to the door. then ping

"look sir your not first in the que there is no que, you are forming a que by standing behind me, if you asked me could you go first because you are in a hurry to get what ever alcaholic brakefast you need before you can cope with task of being a misrable old cunt, then i would have let you go first. but mearly exclameing you are first in the que doesnt make that so"

sounded alot better in my head...