Phone rings. “I got my glasses yesterday and they are not tinted” “let me check the order…. Um you have order transition lenses. They change colour in the sun” “well they don’t look it” “umm well they are more or less clear indoors then when you go in the sun they darken up” “well they are clear now, there’s no tint and they wont change. I haven’t seen them change” “are you indoors?” “yes” “have you worn them out side?” “no” “right well you need to take them out side” “so they wont change indoors?” “no. Just sun light” “OHH” “well they are clear” “go and stand outside with them and see what happens”

I have a penchant for bacon sand wedge. The cafe round the corner and I have a little arrangement where I phone and order and they send round this little old man to deliver it. He’s probably 70. and spends most of his time washing up, smoking or going to the bookies next to my shop so I don’t feel bad about making a pensioner bring me food. the one thing if failed to mention is he speaks absolutely no English. So most encounters are him making a hello noise and me saying thank you. If I had to make a guess id say he may be Turkish. But I don’t know. Anyway there’s been a few times when he has laughed like a drain. One was when he came in my shop and I was under the counter plugging in something then popped up and laughed so hard he nearly fell over. The second was when a bird flew into my shop window. He found that even more hysterical. Then today I have a new banner in the window. With wolf on it in silhouette. He was laughing and pointing at it, grinning a weird not as many teeth and he should have smile at me. Then made the heavy metal/ horns/ sign of the devil hand gesture and me. Handed me my sand wedge and was still laughing loudly 30 yards up the road.

Right put a bit more thought into a vid we cam make and watch all the indigogo money roll in

TAP TURBINES

Hydroelectric turbines that fit on your taps! What’s not to like????!!!  Water comes into your house (unless you live in a poor country) and that water just does water stuff. What a waste. It could be working for you! making you money!. Its simple, tap turbines fit onto your already existing taps and water systems. And when you use them the water pushes the turbine and it generates your electricity. So running the bath powers your TV. Flushing a turd charges your phone washing your hands powers a light. Infinite clean energy. We (have pulled some figures out of thin air and) calculated that if everyone had these it would generate 3 times the world’s energy needs.  Power your stuff of sell the electricity to others. Or give it away free if you are a communist. Tap turbines pay for them selves in 5 years (the probably only last 3 and use more energy to make than they can possibly generate in there life span but hay) tap fucking turbines make that h2o work for you

You make the vid ill take 30%