2009 game awards
As decided by me



The winner of most pointless remake is …..The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

Re release the first game and tack on some shitty ad on pack and charge lost of money. Should just save your self the money buy grabbing the xbox verson out the bargin bin for £9


The winner of why the hell am I playing this its more addictive and life destroying than crack is… peggle

Bright colours encouraging sounds….. missing meals because you must just finish that last lvl ….


Best remake…… monkey island

Still I think remakes are a bit pointless. But butifly updated graphics and sound. And kept the plot untouched. Pure class


Hardest 1 bullet scrapes passed you and you die of a heart attack so defiantly nor for pussys fps of the year is …….. Operation flashpoint dragon rising.

In hard mode. No save point no hud. Infact nothing helping you at all. Spend 2 hours crawling on your belly. Most likely what id be like in a real war.


Most improved sequel of the year… assassins creed 2.

Took out 90% of the bullshit from the first game, good effort B-

Game that’s labled as a game but its pretty much and add-on pack you pay full price for…. Joint winners , left 4 dead 2 and halo ODST

Left for dead was in the first place an add on to halflife 2 and they made us pay full wack and now they have released a sequel they expect you to pay full wack for again. Halo. Chalks up the win here for making you pay for multiplayer lvls you have already payed for and a single player campain with is fun but short and hence essecaly an add-on pack


Most disappointing plot of the year….. modern warfare 2

The first game was at least grounded in reality. Thins game the “writers” went totally snooker loopy

Most disappointingly short game of the year…. modern warfare 2

I played this game in the hardest difficulty and I wrapped it all up in about 8 hours. If id been playing it in easy. I recon this game would be around 15 mins…. Totally not worth the price especially if you got some of the crazy special addition versions of this game

Worst game of the year that I actually payed for…. WET

Everything that is wrong with games is displayed here. Just bad…. No fun to play at all


And finally best game of the year..... Batman archam asylum.

Need I say more ist got fucking batman in it.